Does this mean i am going to hell?

Well i am a Jew and today i was walking down the street and there was a pidgeon on the side of the street, and he look at me all weird and then i ran at him. Doing what pigeons would, he flew away to the right, and in doing so, ended up smacking straight into my Rabbi's face. Being scared the pigeon pooped all over him and his hat. I just wanted to know, am i going to hell?